Witches of East End 2×05 ‘Boogie Knights’: Acts of coitus coming from all angles

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This episode was just a whole lot of “What on earth is going on?!” There was no Wendy storyline in this episode, which makes me sad, but understandable because things just hit the freaking fan. I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s start with Disco Freya.

Freya decided to make the same mistake as Ingrid and do a back-in-time-dream-spell. She should have listened to Ingrid, but of course, she does that exact opposite. Typical. More storyline for us, though! Disco Freya is a druggie which is not okay and on top of that she’s, for lack of a better word, magically blessing the cocaine, that Disco Dash aka Dan aka her boyfriend is selling in his club.

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Apparently, this club was in the city, but the bathroom where she and Disco Killian aka Bobby made out in looked a lot like the Bent Elbow. Also, Disco Dashes mustache deserves its own Emmy. But I’m digressing. Disco Dash is terrifying, I can’t believe Disco Dash killed Killian. I really don’t want Dash to be a bad guy. I just want him to be a guy that “lost his way”. He is too important!

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Freya and Killian are just, ugh. I need them to be together. But apparently, they are freaking star-crossed and that is not okay. So now, I am just upset. Because i really don’t feel like dealing with Shade-Master Eva, for longer than we need to. She is up to no good, and it is giving me anxiety. Speaking of which, Joanna did a spell at the beginning of the episode and found out that a Mandragora came in through the portal, finally. But when the spell happened, a bird animal appeared. Was it an owl? Are Eva and this blue thing connected? Am I reading too deep into this? What do you think Eva is up to? Apparently, she is Killian’s spirit animal, but I’m not so sure. I don’t think a spirit animal should be dropping elixirs in their husbands drinks, do you? Sound off down below, please!

This show took a small turn into ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ territory when that little boy passed away. That was super sad. Dash obviously has good in him, so why is he acting out in these flashbacks, and doing shady things here and there?! Dash doing spells at work, then almost dying, then transferring it to another person. This is not okay! Something bad will totally happen from that! Also, are Dash and Killian like Freya and Ingrid? If one dies, the other dies in 24 hours? They aren’t cursed like the girls, though, so probably not. We saw how the Beauchamp’s got banished from Asgard, but how did everyone else get there? I have so many questions!

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This woman, Alex, looks like River Song from Doctor Who. Wendy’s face when she”sent Joanna to hell”, was priceless. I can’t believe Joanna has a lesbian lover! This show just took a turn! I’m still not quite sure why Alex hates Joanna though. Is it cause Joanna was pissed that she read Freya back in the day? Because I would react badly too, to be honest. There must have been a better way to explain it. She just met that person, and she starts running her mouth about “you guys are doomed”? I mean, c’mon.

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So we know Ingrid is the mate of the Mandragora, and if the Mandragora dies, then Ingrid dies, and Vice-versa. I know they will find a way to fix it, but CAN THEY NOT WITH ALL THESE LIFE OR DEATHS ULTIMATUMS then waiting until the last-minute to say, “oh hey guys, we found a loophole.” Also, why was Ingrid chosen in the first place? Does the evil Avatar need a witch, specifically? IT’S TOO MUCH. Ingrid’s little mandragora freak out on Dash was kind of terrible. She doesn’t do “evil” well. Why is Dash in so much danger this episode?! That ear penetration did not look comforting.

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Do you guys trust Frederick? I am so torn about him. I think I do trust him, but I’m not sure. Especially, with the preview of next week, I’m half panicking.

Who or what do you think Eva actually is and what the heck do you think she wants?

Do you think Ingrid and Dash are a “thing”? I’m not sure I’m so comfortable with that just yet. Ingrid has a thing about liking the evil.

P.S. I STILL DONT THINK DADDY BEAUCHAMP IS DEAD. So can he just come in and save the day? Thanks.

What did you think of this weeks episode?

Angela is an avid tweeter and tumblr[er] who happens to be fluent in sarcasm and hyperbole. She makes vlogs on the internet about nothing important in particular and watches an unhealthy amount of television. You will find her at work or school, secretly watching episodes of shows on Hulu & Netflix. When she’s not watching TV, she is reading cheesy smut and YA novels. Her daily mood depends on the emotions of the character she is currently vicariously living through. You can find her on Twitter, Tumblr, and Youtube under the handle: ohnogrl

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