The Bachelor 19×03 ‘Week 3′: Jimmy Kimmel is the best third wheel

Source: ABC

I’m pretty sure they brought him on because Mr. Soules is a little boring on his own.  Let’s face it: he’s a sweet-but-burly man from Iowa who has kissed more women in the past week than he has in his entire life.  He’s good-looking, but a little reserved and very shy.  No wonder they chose so many crazies for this season, too.  These chicks are aggressive.

But I mean, who can blame them?  And who can blame Chris for taking advantage of it?

Highlights this episode included Jimmy and Chris in the shower; Jimmy, Chris, and Kaitlyn in the hot tub; Kaitlyn being an amazing sport at Costco; Whitney being an amazing sport while crashing a wedding; the “amazing” money jar; Jillian’s “black box” returning; Ashley “The Virgin” having a meltdown; Ashley “The Boom” getting a rose even though absolutely nothing happened with her this week; Carly winning the “ho-down throw-down” but Becca getting the rose.

Jade, Samantha, Juelia, Mackenzie, Kelsey, Britt, Megan, Carly, Ashley S, Nikki, Jillian, and Ashley I also receive roses at the ceremony.  After adding Kaitlyn, Whitney, and Becca that makes 15.  I still don’t know anything about Samantha, Jade is still boring, and who is Nikki again?  Hopefully we’ll get everyone straight by next week.

Amber, Tracy, and Trina are eliminated, which means everyone left is both Caucasian and smaller than a size 4.  I’m not surprised that the only visibly African-American woman was booted in episode 3 and the only visibly plus-size woman was barely given a chance in episode 1, but it still makes me sad.  Get with the times, Bachelor Nation.  When will we have a more diverse group!?

My faves, out of the ones left of course, include Juelia, Kelsey, Britt, Megan, Kaitlyn, and Becca.  Whitney’s cute but still reminds me too much of Barbie and there are at least 3 other girls on the show that look just like her.  I’m still following everyone on Twitter, though.  Obviously.

I also just realized that I’ve been titling these posts wrong.  We’re in season 19, people.  Not season 1.  This is what they call #mombrain, y’all.

Stephanie Shar

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