Pretty Little Liars 7×02 “Bedlam”

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These girls get kidnapped so often it’s like going to the mall. Hanna doesn’t need to go to the hospital or report it to the police; she just needs a glass of wine and to make some poor life decisions. That seems pretty on brand for this show.

When did a show about four girls who get dragged in to a series of crazy and horrifying mysteries turn into a soap opera? Every episode reminds me more and more of Passions. The girls’ love lives has become the main focus of the show. Who cares who Uber A is as long as Hanna and Caleb end up together! The will they won’t they is getting a bit much for me. I’m getting whiplash from following these girls’ love lives. I can’t keep track of all of the guys that have randomly come and gone on this show. They just pop in long enough to stir up some drama, get some liar loving and then disappear Jordan is finally back! We finally get to see how he swept Hanna off of her feet and then she turns around and dumps his ass. How can you let go of that British dreamboat? I understand that you are traumatized and all but that’s not reason to let go of a catch like that! Does this mean Haleb is back on? They both agree their kiss was just a slip back into what felt safe but with Hanna dumping Jordan and Caleb referring to Spaleb in the past tense it’s anyone’s guess what will happen. I think one thing we can all agree on is that Ezria has to be endgame. The whole series began with Aria meeting Ezra and they have been through too much, have been brought back to each other too many times for them not to end up together. As for everyone else, I have no idea. Toby has been strangely absent from this episode, Hanna and Caleb can’t seem to make up their minds, so it’s anyone’s guess what will happen. Just like always I am thoroughly confused.

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Mary Drake is a red herring. Yes she is kind of creepy, and in cahoots with Dr. Evil Husband but she really does seem to be concerned for Alison. She was probably just bent on getting revenge for what her sister did to her. And really if we are talking evil twins I think Jessica could have her beat, considering she left her daughter to suffocate in a shallow grave. I’m not sure who Uber A could be, but I’m betting it’s neither Elliot or Mary. Given the upcoming episode titles and credits it looks like Noel Khan and Wren will play some part.

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Are they the ones that have kidnapped Alison and wheeled her into heaven? See I told you being kidnapped is the liar’s new hobby. Where is the masked villain taking her? How has no one noticed? Why does is it so bright?

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Shea McKeown

Shea McKeown

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