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Masters of Sex. 3×01. ‘Parliament of Owls’: Well, this is awkward.

While it’s certainly true that Masters of Sex has never shied away from very awkward and uncomfortable situations, this season opener feels distinctly icky. Not only do we flash forward four years into the future with no warning, (one of my most hated storytelling devices) we also get treated to a super weird family vacation. […]

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Orange is the New Black 3×10-3×13: ‘A Tittin’ and a Hairin’’, ‘We can be Heroes’, ‘Don’t Make Me Come Back There’, ‘Trust No B****’.

Here’s my wrap up of season three of Orange is the New Black! Sarah S. Sarah S. is an aspiring couch potato and currently haunts the Midwestern United States. She spends way too much time watching TV and being a pop culture junkie. When she’s not ranting about movies and TV on social media, you […]


Orange is the New Black 3×07-3×09: ‘Tounge-Tied’, ‘Fear, and Other Smells’, ‘Where my Dreidel At’.

Is it just me guys or was season two way more interesting and better written than this season? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m still interested to see what happens next and slightly entertained, but I feel like this might also be a lot of build up for nothing. Anywho, let’s cover the next […]


Orange is the New Black 3×04-3×06: ‘Finger in the Dyke’, ‘Fake it ‘til You Fake It Some More’, ‘Ching Chong Chang’.

Things are heating up: old enemies are meeting once again. New inmates bring back new life to the prison, and open old wounds. The new regime change has people either panicking or praising. What will happen next? Sarah S. Sarah S. is an aspiring couch potato and currently haunts the Midwestern United States. She spends […]


Orange is the New Black 3×01-3×03: ‘Mother’s Day’, ‘Bed, Bugs and Beyond’, ‘Empathy is a Boner Killer’

Hello everyone and welcome to the season 3 recap for Orange is The New Black! I’ll be covering three episodes at a time each post. As we all know, OITNB is one of America’s favorite binge-watching pastimes and is definitely one of the best decisions that Netflix ever made. All of your favorite characters are […]


Revenge 4×19 ‘Exposure’: Alls well?

So, I don’t know if it was just me but this really felt like the end of Revenge. Between the mountain of flashbacks (Nolan’s season one hair!!) and everyone either moving on or letting go of the past, I’m not really sure what to think. The president of ABC claims that the show is not […]


Revenge 4×18 ‘Clarity’: Five minutes.

Wowzers folks that was one heck of an episode! I must admit, season four is ending much better than I had anticipated. As we all know, Emily has had a lot on her mind lately and I think she’s finally ready to let some people in on her most private thoughts. PLUS: Jack and Emily […]


Revenge 4×17 ‘Loss’: Yikes…that’s all I have to say.

Well, well, well! Did not see that ending coming, wow! Before I go spoiling that, what are the rest of our favorite vengeful characters up to? Louise and Nolan are up to their old hijinks, hiding evidence and lying, that old chestnut. Victoria and Margaux’s bond is becoming stronger than ever. Jack is handed a […]


Revenge 4×15 and 4×16 ‘Bait’ and ‘Retaliation’: I’m still rooting for Victoria.

After a very long break Revenge is back! I guess I didn’t realize last week’s episode aired on the ninth. Oops. So what have all of our fave characters been up to all this time? Nolan and Louise are still carrying on this charade of a marriage and Louise’s southern accent is all but disappeared. […]


Portlandia 5×10 ‘Dead Pets’: “Yes, they are weirdos!”

Another season of Portlandia has come to an end and it went out with a bang. This season was a completely different take on the traditional Portlandia sketch structure and I think the gamble paid off. Especially with this last episode which felt very cinematic and was probably the funniest episode of the season as […]

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House of Lies 4×10 ‘Prasie Money! Hallowed Be Thy Name’: “We have burger lettuce.”

Marty and his gang are back in hot water this week as a deal that’s slated to go through gets the kibosh from Denna. The ugly Clyde-Doug-Kelsey love triangle comes back into focus as well, hopefully for the last time. Plus, Roscoe’s dance with the devil finally catches up with him. Sarah S. Sarah S. […]


Portlandia 5×09 ‘You Can Call Me Al’: “BEER Belly.”

This week’s Portlandia is focused on Music. There’s two bumbling installers from a company that installs speakers on literally every surface of your home. Plus, Dave and Kath get an invitation to a karaoke party and go into full panic mode. There’s also the most accurate depiction of a post office that I’ve ever seen. […]


House of Lies 4×09 ‘We’re Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe’

Hey there guys! So what’s happening in the super messed up world of Marty Kaan this week? Well, despite having sold 60% of his company to Denna, his new squeeze (?), everything seems to be coming up roses. Business is booming, Gage Motors and Ellis Hightower seem to be leaving well alone (we’ll see how […]


Portlandia 5×08 ‘Really Real’: Spinaroo

In this week’s episode: Carrie and Fred are seen in an ad showing off their new trendy microhome. A trendy new idea that’s currently sweeping the crunchy parts of the nation. Of course, Carrie and Fred have quite the struggle fitting all of their things into their tiny home and it looks like hell on […]


Parks and Recreation 7×12 ‘One Last Ride’: Farewell Pawnee.

How’s everyone feeling about one of the best comedy series of all time ending? Yeah me too. It’s hard to say goodbye to a show that has brought so much positivity and joy into so many people’s lives. Hanging out with Leslie Knope and her pals got me through some tough times and made me […]

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House of Lies 4×08 ‘He Didn’t Mean That, Natalie Portman’: Fire in the hole.

Marty and his associates gear up for some serious revenge against Ellis Hightower this week. After last week’s episode where tensions were running very high, Marty and his team scramble to find an ace and get back the edge in their fight against thieving and terrible Ellis Hightower. There’s also a new love triangle forming […]


Portlandia 5×07 ‘Doug Becomes a Feminist’: Independent mermaids.

In the cold open of this week’s episode, Carrie and Fred talk about coming out and how you should just be yourself. There are apparently many different types of new queerness including “homo-spectacle” which Carrie demonstrates by playing a girl who makes out with other girls to get male attention. Also there’s “homo-sonic” which Fred […]


Parks and Recreation 7×10 and 7×11 ‘The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show’ and ‘Two Funerals.’

Welcome back to Pawnee, Indiana folks! Man these episodes sure are getting sad now that we’re nearing the end of the series. But there’s still a lot of laughs to go around: it’s Andy’s last appearance as Johnny Karate on the local Pawnee channel and for some reason that almost brought me to tears even […]


House of Lies 4×07 ‘The Next Olive Branches Goes Straight Up Your A**’: Or how Marty got his groove back

Things have been on the up and up for Khaan and Associate’s as of late so of course something is about to come along and burn that all down. Marty has made a lot of enemies and Jeannie points out early on that he’s done some pretty unforgivable stuff over the years and Marty agrees. […]


Portlandia 5×06 ‘Fashion’: “I’ve got $80,000…we could spend it on beer!”

In this episode of Portlandia: Spyke is sued for copyright infringement by Portland’s own Matt Groening for his t-shirts of “Bart Ska-mpson.” Portland’s new line of Dollar Stores recruit Quinn the street lady as their fresh new face. Guest Starring Ed Begley Jr., Matt Groening, Oscar the Grouch, and Kumail Najiani. Sarah S. Sarah S. […]