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Castle 8×10 & 8×11 ‘Witness For The Prosecution’ ‘Dead Red’: We’re back!

I can honestly say that I did not want to watch it this week. I literally gave up all faith on this show, their writers, their directors, and the poor actors who were just trudging through weeks of butt jokes and slapstick. I didn’t even watch Sundays episode live I was so turned off by […]

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Agent Carter 2×05 ‘The Atomic Job’: The first Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Rose is a goddess and everything I want to be when I grow up. Also Samberly and her are the first FitzSimmons without all the drama. Fight me on it. Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself connecting on a deep level with mythical monsters, and serial killers. […]

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Castle 8×09 ‘Tone Death’: Not enough singing

I appreciate the effort, but this is not the musical episode I’ve been looking for. Well, except for Espo’s silky smooth stylins as he harmonized with Corbin Bleu. I mean I could have watched that for an hour and would have been completely happy, but no there was a plot in this episode, and the […]

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Agent Carter 2×04 ‘Smoke and Mirrors’: This episode was ‘Jarvelous’

You know how I said this show hit its stride last week? Yeah, well they’re totally knocking it out of the park this week, and letting us all know just who they are and what they’re here for. Is it just me, or is this show basically a comic book in motion? Marnie Azzarelli is […]

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Agent Carter 2×03 ‘Better Angels’: Black magic woman

Actually, it’s more Zero Matter woman, but holy crap, there’s a person with actual powers on this show! Not that the show needed a superhuman, (and or an Inhuman) for that matter, but it adds another layer to an already multidimensional show, and gives it that distinct Marvel flair. With this episode, I feel like […]

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Agent Carter 2×01 & 2×02 ‘The Lady In The Lake’ & ‘A View In The Dark’: I’ve never felt so complete before

God bless Peggy Carter and Daniel Sousa and Mr. Jarvis and Mrs. Jarvis! And poor, baby Wilkes who isn’t dead because, duh, comic book show! This show is so good! Just so damn good! It was everything I wanted and more (except for the lack of Angie), and there are some really refreshing things happening that are […]

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Gotham 2×11 ‘Worse Than A Crime’: The Dark Gordon rises

Nothing good happens at that bay, does it? First, Fish getting tossed into the water, and now Galavan getting popped in the head with a lovely umbrella shoved down his throat….But wait, did you see what I saw that made me squeal like the piece of trash fangirl that I am? Marnie Azzarelli is your […]

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Castle 8×08 ‘Mr. & Mrs. Castle’: The king of the LOCKSAT

I am so confused when it comes to the LOCKSAT, but nothing matters because Caskett is together again, and we can all be happy, right? Right?! Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself connecting on a deep level with mythical monsters, and serial killers. She lives in a […]

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Gotham 2×10 ‘The Son Of Gotham’: The meanest monks in town

Nothing like ritual sacrifice to brighten up your Monday night. Oh, and children getting kidnapped, two serial killer bros arguing over mustard, a karate kicking psychopath, and Alfred getting stabbed…again. There was so much going on in this episode that I’ll probably have to re-watch. Then again, I’m lazy, so that’s not going to happen. […]

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Castle 8×07 ‘The Last Seduction’: Buffing out some problems

Oh, this was better. Much better. And you actually got me there for a second with Ryan taking that bullet. So yeah, I liked it, or I’m just used to the madness, either or works. Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself connecting on a deep level with […]

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Gotham 2×09 ‘A Bitter Pill To Swallow’: Everybody, kill Jim Gordon!

So we upped the darkness level by adding in a nice case of cannibalism…Yeah I got nothing else to add to that. Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself connecting on a deep level with mythical monsters, and serial killers. She lives in a fantasy world that Joss […]

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Castle 8×06 ‘Cool Boys’: Unsolicited advice from Ethan Slaughter

You know you really can’t spell slaughter without laughter, and we did get a lot of giggles last night. Actually, it might have been a little too funny. Does this show have a plot anymore? Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself connecting on a deep level with […]

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Gotham 2×08 ‘Tonight’s The Night’: I’m hearing wedding bells

Oh, they’re not for Barbara no matter how beautiful that dress was. No, I’m hearing these bells come from a flightless bird with a gunshot wound and a mental game lover who had more people to bury in the woods than he originally planned. How beautiful was that last couple of seconds? These two glared […]

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Gotham 2×07 ‘Mommy’s Little Monster’: An Ode to Gertrude Kapelput

Oh Gertrude, why hast thou been taken from this mortal coil? Why hast thou been ripped from this earthly plane all too soon, perishing in the arms of your most beloved Penguin?…. It’s cos the Galavans are total A-holes that’s why! Theo’s getting a little sloppy man. Did he not know what Penguin did to […]

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Gotham 2×06 ‘By Fire’: All burnt up

From darkness to despair in just one scene. As always thank you Gotham for making me have feelings for Batman villains that I happily beat the crap out of in video games. But also thank you for giving these characters some of the best arcs in the world, and thank you for making my Monday […]

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Castle 8×05 ‘The Nose’: The scent of love and other things

This episode was a mess and I loved it. Do I know what the actual mystery was about? Not really. Do I care? Not at all. Ryan shot Espo in the butt, Lucy the robot voice saved the day, and Castle is best friends with a woman who can smell you from a mile away. […]

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Gotham 2×05 ‘Scarification’: Everyone, lose a limb!

I’m surprised no one lost their head with the way Penguin’s been acting lately. He’s seriously ready to snap. Also, we got a new supervillain that I should have known would have turned into a villain because she has a super sad backstory, and I feel bad for her, which seems to be the MO […]

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Castle 8×04 ‘What Lies Beneath’: Why didn’t you tell him?!

You had the chance. It was right there, and you could have totally told him the truth! You’re not saving anyone, girl. You’re just hurting each other at this point and it is making me so sad. Get it together Beckett! Marnie Azzarelli is your average everyday horror writer and TV watcher, who finds herself […]

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Gotham 2×04 ‘Strike Force’: Between a rock and a Penguin

I am still upset about Jerome and the loss his insane laughter permeating every second of this episode, but surprisingly enough, I didn’t miss him too much. For the last two weeks, he brought his own kind of madness that made the show feel incredibly different. Obviously it wasn’t in a bad way, but with […]

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Castle 8×03 ‘PHDead’: I don’t know what I’m watching

But I think I like it? I mean, I’m completely zoned out during the Beckett investigation just because, but the main investigation was pretty great. But when did this show get so weird and funny? I also kind of like the fact that Castle and Beckett are trying to fall in love again because there […]