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Witches of East End 02×12&13: ‘Box to the Future’ & ‘For Whom the Spell Tolls: Beauchamps are dropping like flies

In the last episode, Joanna, Wendy, and Freya jumped through a time door as if we were in the Disney Channel Original Movie, ‘Halloweentown”, to retrieve a box that captures an evil spirits soul. Joanna used it once on an evil spirit that inhabited Freya’s body, which is why she knew it would work. Well, […]

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Witches of East End 2×11 ‘Poe Way Out’: Damnit Killian

This week’s episode started out with a huge bomb drop. Joanna has killed Freya before. With good reason of course, but that’s still pretty huge! Freya apparently dated Edgar Allen Poe, and wouldn’t you know it…it was Killian. He was an actually pretty good Edgar Allen Poe. Angela Mazzeo Angela is an avid tweeter and […]

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How to Get Away with Murder 2×02 ‘It’s All Her Fault’: Sam and his secrets

I feel like things could’ve been better solved than with a coin toss. Especially since he lied about it. Wes is very strange. I feel like he is influenced by his surroundings easily. Could that be good for his future career as a lawyer? I know covering a murder is definitely not good for his […]

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How To Get Away With Murder 1×01 – Pilot: In the law office with the statuette

Last night was the premiere of the highly anticipated show, ‘How to Get Away with Murder’. And all the anticipated was well-deserved. Perhaps, I’m biased because I absolutely adore anything that has to do with Shonda Rhimes, but either way, I digress. This show is going to go far. I can already see that with […]

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Witches of East End 2×10 ‘Fall of the House of Beauchamp’: Daddy’s home

This weeks episode beginning where last week’s episode left off. IN THE SADDEST POSSIBLE WAY. Making people wait one week after killing two main characters is not healthy. I think someone should do a database lookup on how many people were mentally hospitalized after last week. Thankfully, THE GIRLS ARE BACK! But not without a […]

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Witches of East End 2×08 ‘Art of Darkness’: Poisons and paintbrushes

First off, lets begin with…Not everything shown in the preview, was in this episode which just leaves me with more questions. But lets just go with what we got. Eva, Eva, Eva…You are a psychopath. In the preview(which I don’t remember seeing in the episode), she said she needed Killian’s body to make her a […]

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Witches of East End 2×06 ‘When A Mandragora Loves A Woman’: Penetrated by an avatar

So this weeks episode was all about defeating the Mandragora, which is pretty much a rogue Avatar, that is really horny and feeds on sex. I can’t think of a better way to put it. Last week, we learned that Joanna used to be in a relationship with the woman who is helping them defeat […]

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Witches of East End 2×05 ‘Boogie Knights’: Acts of coitus coming from all angles

This episode was just a whole lot of “What on earth is going on?!” There was no Wendy storyline in this episode, which makes me sad, but understandable because things just hit the freaking fan. I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s start with Disco Freya. Angela Mazzeo Angela is an avid tweeter and […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×14: ‘Here You Come Again’: When life gives you two boyfriends, you spill lemonade.

LEMONS HOME! I missed her so much! In celebration of Lemons return, Brick decides to throw her a surprise party by advice of Magnolia. During the party, Wade gets a call from Lemon and she tells him she’s in jail and needs him to come get her.(Brick ends up throwing a Gatbsy party the next […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×13 ‘Act Naturally’: Overbearing mom alert

It’s Zoe’s birthday and Joel wants to throw her a party even though she doesn’t want one. Lavon and Annabeth are mourning their breakup. Lavon is overcooking & Annabeth rejoined the Belles via a beg from Cricket.   Angela Mazzeo Angela is an avid tweeter and tumblr[er] who happens to be fluent in sarcasm and hyperbole. […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×12 ‘Should’ve Been A Cowboy’: Healthkick to the curb

So, apparently its been a month since last weeks episode. Strange, but I’ll continue. Joel is struggling with being a manly man because Tom, his biggest fan, told him that his cowboy protagonist in his book makes no sense, and let Joel know that maybe he should stick to a protagonist that he knows. Because […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×11 ‘One More Last Chance’: BREAKING: President Andrew Jackson once used toilet in Bluebell, saves town

My sincerest apologies for missing last week, I thought I had the time to watch, and when I didn’t, it was too late to find a replacement writer. Not much was missed last week though. In summary, Brick was trying to get Shelby out-of-town by making sure her cabaret fails. So, he hired Zoe who […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×09 ‘Something To Talk About’: Coming together

Before the winter hiatus, we learned a few things. • Shelby is pregnant via artificial insemination. • Zoe’s family is finally ready to begin accepting her. • Zoe’s cousin, Vivian and Wade have a flirtation. That was the lightest mid-season finale ever, no…seriously. I did not freak out, I was calm and relaxed about it. […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×08 ‘Miracles’: Hanukkah before thanksgiving?

So holiday episodes are already beginning. I don’t understand. Thankgiving hasn’t even happened yet. But I can also understand why, this is the last episode of Hart of Dixie before a long break. They are trying to get the holiday episode in before they disappear for a bit.   Angela Mazzeo Angela is an avid […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×07 ‘I Run To You’: Caught between jam and a hard place

This week was more boring than last week which makes me really sad because this season is generally really good! I can tell these are the filler episodes and ‘blank curse word that starts with an S’ is going to hit the fan soon. But anyways, The Annual cross country relay race competition against other […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×06 ‘Family Tradition’: Fun and fancy free advice from dolphins

Zoe and Joel need privacy so they to start looking for their own place. They find a great place only to find out that it is owned by the Wilkes family. In case you are unfamiliar, Zoe’s biological father is Harley Wilkes; he left her his practice and is the reason why she found herself […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×05 ‘How Do You Like Me Now?’: Zip lining for votes

This week’s episode of Hart of Dixie had me laughing out loud multiple times. There is a huge difference in being entertained from a funny line and straight up laughing at the scenes altogether. This show slowly seems to be getting better and better but keeps just the right about of cheesy with overkill; which […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×04 ‘Help Me Make It Through The Night’: Put your guards up, guys. Granny’s home

This weeks episode of Hart of Dixie was probably my favorite episode of the entire show. It was adorable and cheesy and unexpected. It wasn’t that predictable and the entire episode kept me on my toes. I’m just so giddy after watching it.   Angela Mazzeo Angela is an avid tweeter and tumblr[er] who happens […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×03 ‘Take This Job and Shove It’: Working hard and hardly working

In this weeks episode of Hart of Dixie, story lines were attempting to grow all over the place. I mean, I’m not complaining, this isn’t the most serious show. Last week was the best episode so far though. This episode seemed like somewhat of a filler, which happens a lot with these types of shows. […]

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Hart of Dixie 3×02 ‘Friends in Low Places’: People named after food have sex.

This weeks episode was far better than the season premiere, but that’s understandable; I guess they have to continue the storyline and set a new one. The episode begins with Joel telling Zoe that he is not sure he can stay in Bluebell because the heat is far too much to handle. First World Problems. Lavon […]